Hello! I'm the Tenth Doctor. Feel free to ask me anything!
Found a fez the other day. Not entirely sure how it got there…
I tried. Believe me, I tried.
Ah yes, funny thing, that. JK Rowling and I met a few years back and… well, it was very complicated, and some Daleks were involved, along with Julius Caesar, but long story short she offered me an acting gig in one of her movies.
I did meet who the character was based off. Lives in a giant shoe now.
Yes, they’re quite handsome, aren’t they?
I don’t think that’s particular healthy and urge you to get that checked out by a medical professional.
I’m not that kind of doctor.
Yes, this is true! If it seems like I’m not answering questions in order it’s probably because I’m not. Oh, the wonders of time travel.
Well then we have a problem.
Sometimes you have to face monsters in order to become the person you are today. Wiser, kinder, better. We can’t just change our pasts and it isn’t in my place to do so either. I’m sorry that it isn’t enough but it’s all I can offer as consolation.
For a while I worked as a candy inspector near the Trudos galaxy.