Hello! I'm the Tenth Doctor. Feel free to ask me anything!
So I’m told.
I thought I told Martha to keep a close eye on my eating.
You’ve no idea.
No, I can’t seem to recall… Though oddly enough I do vaguely remember something. A fez, perhaps?
Found a fez the other day. Not entirely sure how it got there…
I tried. Believe me, I tried.
Yes, they’re quite handsome, aren’t they?
Ah yes, funny thing, that. JK Rowling and I met a few years back and… well, it was very complicated, and some Daleks were involved, along with Julius Caesar, but long story short she offered me an acting gig in one of her movies.
I did meet who the character was based off. Lives in a giant shoe now.
I don’t think that’s particular healthy and urge you to get that checked out by a medical professional.
I’m not that kind of doctor.